May 23
- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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May 23
so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:
here’s my other sister:
and here’s me
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May 23
Most actors get annoyed with the nicknames that their fans give them. Then there’s Jared Padalecki.
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May 23
i was so alone and I O U so much
This is horrible.
mr. fizzles says you should stop lying
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May 23
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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