UNICORNS

Apr 23

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

Apr 23

circletines:

why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times

Apr 23

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

Apr 23

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

Apr 23

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

Apr 23

alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

Apr 23

bagmilk:

tyelr:

bagmilk:

My teacher asked me why I was late and I said “it’s a metaphor” and now he’s calling my mom

this is a LIE robert how DARE tell lies in the eyes of god

It’s a metaphor

Apr 23
thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Apr 23

Anonymous asked: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

Apr 23

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.

Apr 23

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

Apr 23
ashleydarling:

Metal as fuck

ashleydarling:

Metal as fuck

Apr 23

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

10 Heart Warming facts about love

More facts on Ultrafacts!

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

Apr 23
sn0rin:

Who makes these

sn0rin:

Who makes these

Apr 23

sidmalkin:

petition for the pens to start wearing these

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